MonkMojo's 1000 Cuts

The Holy Grail plays different roles everywhere it appears in history and literature, but in most versions of the legend the hero must prove himself worthy to be in its presence. It is said to possess miraculous powers.

The MonkMojo Coffee Mug was created from the universal impulse of intelligence. It too possesses miraculous powers. The good news is that you do not need to prove yourself; you are already worthy to be in its presence. I cannot take direct credit for this coffee mug. I am just the humble messenger. It was channeled through me in a vision from the Source that is everything and nothing in this moment. Some may prefer to use the term God, Buddha, or Gumby.

We are all already equally at one with this coffee mug. Yes it is true; this coffee mug is inside each and every one of us at this moment. It is also all around us. It contains the oceans, the blue skies spill from it effortlessly, and the stars reflect its light in the still of space. This coffee mug has always been here and it always will be.

In case you haven’t noticed, mankind is on the verge of self-destruction. That’s right people; biblical seized chunks of shit are about hit a really big fan unless we pull our collective head out of our collective ass (just imagine the sound that would make if we did it at the same time). That is why it is so important for us to transcend all the mental noise of the collective consciousness and unite with our inner coffee mug. Thousands of people throughout history have already drank from the MonkMojo coffee mug that is inside of them such as Jesus, the Dalai Lama, Cheech and Chong just to name a few.

Hyperdrive Consciousness for the People

The problem is that it has been difficult for the average person to gain access to this inner power, until now that is. The physical form of the MonkMojo coffee mug has been proven to act as a conduit to the unlimited power of the universe. Some people experience it as a wormhole between their brain and a formless place that consists of nothing but peace, love, and more importantly, money.

Due to the rapid speed at which humans are determined to hose themselves for good, there has never been a more crucial time for this coffee mug to have manifested itself into a physical form. This coffee mug was created to thrust human consciousness into hyperdrive towards a higher purpose.  That purpose will be different for everybody. Even if your purpose appears to suck on the surface, rest assured that it is essential to the survival of the human species.(as long as you have the mug)

At this juncture in the presentation I’d like you to take some deep breaths and relax for a few moments. Perhaps you may want to stand up and stretch out a little. While you are up, you might as well grab your credit card.

Breakthrough Mind Trick - WWMMDD

Now consider this breakthrough mind trick many people have found useful to use in conjunction with their MonkMojo coffee mug. It was simultaneously discovered in several remote locations around the world. (Which is mind blow in and of itself.)

A mantra or meditation question to rival that of “Who am I?” spontaneously emerged. Its brilliance is only out done by its simplicity.

Here it is: “What Would MonkMojo Do Differently?”

Yep, that’s it. “WWMMDD?” Notice that it is twice as powerful as WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction). Coincidence? I don’t think so. I wish I was the one that thought of it.

Practical Application In Real Life

Before you spend another hour of working overtime instead of being with your family, ask yourself “WWMMDD?”

Before you decide to invade a country, ask yourself “WWMMDD?”

Before you bitch slap your ho, ask yourself “WWMMDD?”

Yeah I know, it’s weird how something so simple can make so much sense. This combined with the coffee mug enables regular people like you to skip church, meditation, and reality TV on your way to higher consciousness.

Not Gonna Sell Out, Never, Ever!

I have been offered large sums of money from big global corporations, governments and Tom Cruise for the rights to this coffee mug. I told them to shove it! I am not going to sell out the people!  I know the price they would charge would only enable the rich to buy it. This is much too important for greed. With that said, the key to manifesting this coffee mug in your life still lies within your credit card and your heart.

After much research and deliberation with the CEO, I have partnered with Cafepress.com. Together we are able to offer this spiritual experience / coffee mug for the reasonable price of $12.99. Compared to the typical self-help book you buy, skim, forget and throw away, this is a solid deal. At the very least you will have a drinking implement that will likely outlast the human species. It can also be used as an emergency gift around the holidays.

Click here to order The MonkMojo Coffee Mug now.

If you still have doubts just have a look at what these everyday normal average people had to say…

The Reviews are Pouring In

“I started using The Mug  at work and I received some strange looks, until I got a big raise and a promotion that is!” ~ Charles Gilmore

“I have an Ah-hah! Moment every time I drink out of it. I wear two pair of underpants now just as a precaution.” ~ Collin Claymore

“I was skeptical at first, but when I poured liquid in, it indeed came back out when I simply tilted the mug.”  ~ Pete Shanpil

“I consider myself to be a down to earth new age type of woman not concerned about appearances and such. The fact that my boobs got bigger after using The Mug was a nice surprise though.” ~ Lynn Everlimy

“When I stare at the image of MonkMojo long enough, I can see my inner child, and it’s smiling!” ~ Kellby Riggels

“Bong water never tasted so good!” ~ Anonymous

“My spirit guides recommended The Mug, now they fight over who gets to use it when they visit. I placed an order for three more.” ~ Margret Pixidust

“Ever since I’ve started using The Mug I feel like I “get it”. I’m not sure what I get, but it feels good. Screw the Secret, I got The Mug!” ~ Bob Brown

Click extra hard here to order The MonkMojo Coffee Mug now.

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Albert Foong  -  Spirituality and Money (+ great reader discussion)


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2 -  How a Fictitious Hollywood Cowboy Showed Me the Meaning of Life
3 -  How the Mega-Successful Use This Rule To Achieve Greatness and How You Can Too


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