Thursday
09Apr2009
The Death Coach is the New Life Coach
I highly recommend Life Coaches, but what if you still feel like shit after you are all prioritized, organized, and sanitized? It's time for a Death Coach. In the table below I listed some of the areas I can help you with. If life isn’t working, why not give death a try?
| Services Provided |
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| Pulverize your past Fillet your future Slay your story Gut your goals Strangle your striving Attack your attachments |
Asphyxiate your aspirations Annihilate your ambition Exterminate your expectations Drown your desires Puncture your preceptions Kung Fu your feelings |
Catapult your concepts Crash your conscience Mutilate your memories Ninja your knowledge Devourer your dreams Murder your mind |
Behead your Beliefs Obliterate your opinions Assault your assumptions Vaporize your values Eviscerate your emotions |
Incinerate your ideology Ravage your religion Decapitate your dogma Mangle your morality Thrash your thoughts |
Mash your me Fry your I Skewer your self-esteem Spank your spirit Shock your soul |
Thank you for considering The 1000 Cuts Death Coaching Services.
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