Friday
30Jan2009
Awakening On Sale NOW!
Posted on 
January 30, 2009
January 30, 2009
Package
1
The MonkMojo Starter Kit
Price: Free
Includes:
Free access to MonkMojo’s 1000 Cuts Blog (where you are now). That’s right, unlimited free flowing non-conceptual awareness that oozes out of every unconditioned pixel, eternally.
Free membership in the newly manifested “Friends of the Delusion” via the Google Friends Connect widget located on the sidebar of this blog. Join now and directly experience oneness with a community of other false “I’s”!
Freely manifest your incessantly chattering monkey-mind on blog posts in the (new) google comment box on the blog sidebar. No need to keep your illusions bottled up any longer. Dump your burdensome thoughts on your new community!
That’s not all! Find free links to featured authors and internet resources under each post.
Package 2
The Realized Master EL Deluxo Package
Price: $75.00 per hour
Includes:
Telepathic Ego Destruction: You get telepathic ego busters zapped straight into your skull by a realized master of the Mojo tradition (the good shit). This old sage is known by his fancy-pants enlightened name of “Master”. (The English translation of “Master” is Master, which means master.)
Oneness Lessons: Learn how to become one with your furniture and a bird singing!
Repetitive Moon Pointing: It’s good to know where the moon is. Nuff said, full stop.
Detachment Training: Stay completely calm while your friends and family freak out over the reality that you are no longer a "person". Comfortably fart in public.
Package 3
Enlightened Dude’s (Ed’s) Empty Mystery Package
$372.99 per hour
Includes:
Direct Transmission: Ed will let you stare into his green tinted goggles for uncomfortable lengths of human based time increments. Over and over this has proven to empty all thoughts from the head. Just ask Brittney Spears and George Bush.
Time and Space Removal: These annoying concepts will no longer interfere with your daily non-doing!
Flying Lessons: Jump on Ed’s back and spread your metaphorical wings (arms) wide. [barf bags $9.95]
For a perceived limited time only: Receive an autographed worn pair of Ed’s Mystery Underwear![only $99.99] This will be treasured in your family for generations.
Related Comic: A Holy Grail for the People
Related Reading / Listening
AWAKENING: A Multi-Billion Dollar Industry
&
Finally, Instant Enlightenment Can Be Yours!
[From: The Peaceful Self.com]
And check out the podcasts at: The Urban Guru Café [because strong is good]
John Wheeler - Crashing the Californian Guru Game
&
Gurus and the ‘teaching’
The MonkMojo Starter Kit
Price: Free
Includes:
Free access to MonkMojo’s 1000 Cuts Blog (where you are now). That’s right, unlimited free flowing non-conceptual awareness that oozes out of every unconditioned pixel, eternally.
Free membership in the newly manifested “Friends of the Delusion” via the Google Friends Connect widget located on the sidebar of this blog. Join now and directly experience oneness with a community of other false “I’s”!
Freely manifest your incessantly chattering monkey-mind on blog posts in the (new) google comment box on the blog sidebar. No need to keep your illusions bottled up any longer. Dump your burdensome thoughts on your new community!
That’s not all! Find free links to featured authors and internet resources under each post.
Package 2
The Realized Master EL Deluxo Package
Price: $75.00 per hour
Includes:
Telepathic Ego Destruction: You get telepathic ego busters zapped straight into your skull by a realized master of the Mojo tradition (the good shit). This old sage is known by his fancy-pants enlightened name of “Master”. (The English translation of “Master” is Master, which means master.)
Oneness Lessons: Learn how to become one with your furniture and a bird singing!
Repetitive Moon Pointing: It’s good to know where the moon is. Nuff said, full stop.
Detachment Training: Stay completely calm while your friends and family freak out over the reality that you are no longer a "person". Comfortably fart in public.
Package 3
Enlightened Dude’s (Ed’s) Empty Mystery Package
$372.99 per hour
Includes:
Direct Transmission: Ed will let you stare into his green tinted goggles for uncomfortable lengths of human based time increments. Over and over this has proven to empty all thoughts from the head. Just ask Brittney Spears and George Bush.
Time and Space Removal: These annoying concepts will no longer interfere with your daily non-doing!
Flying Lessons: Jump on Ed’s back and spread your metaphorical wings (arms) wide. [barf bags $9.95]
For a perceived limited time only: Receive an autographed worn pair of Ed’s Mystery Underwear![only $99.99] This will be treasured in your family for generations.
Related Comic: A Holy Grail for the People
Related Reading / Listening
AWAKENING: A Multi-Billion Dollar Industry
&
Finally, Instant Enlightenment Can Be Yours!
[From: The Peaceful Self.com]
And check out the podcasts at: The Urban Guru Café [because strong is good]
John Wheeler - Crashing the Californian Guru Game
&
Gurus and the ‘teaching’